Saturday, April 28, 2012

My message to Fibromyalgia - Caution: Strong language!

Ok, apologixing in advance to anyone this offends, but I need to get this out for my mental health.

Dear Fibromyalgia,

I hate you. I hate the word Fibromyalgia. It's a stupid word and you are a stupid illness. You aren't even a disease, you are "a set of symptoms." You're a syndrome, and yet you think you can dictate to me what I can and cannot do? Well screw you! I don't know why you think you are so hot. You make people feel shitty but don't damage vital organs. What a pussy you are. I have more respect for Lupus. At least Lupus doesn't make people feel bad for no good reason. While I'm grateful that you don't actually damage my organs like Lupus would, it still leaves you looking like a little shit. Fibro, you are just a wannabe. You're a son of a bitch. You make me feel bad but when I get mad at you and finally cry, you ease up. What a weenie you are. Nobody needs you. You weren't invited into my body. I want and expect you to leave. In fact, I demand it. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out, you lousy fucker!

Ah, I feel better now.

Wow, I am kinda angry. Ya think? lol!

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