Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Get it done

I just made my mammogram appointment. I'll also soon have a colonoscopy. 

Someone needs to start a One Stop Medical Shop, where they just put your body on a lift like they do to cars at the mechanic's shop and do IV sedation, do teeth cleaning, remove wisdom teeth, tonsils, adenoids, perform EKG, mammogram, pap smear, colonoscopy, vasectomy, Lasik eye surgery, haircut & manicure/pedicure all at the same time. 

Just get it done. 90 minutes or less, get $10 off with coupon. 

Then, feed feral cats the tonsils & such. Nothing wasted. 

If you don't like my idea, you're just jealous.  If you need me, I'll be in Bay 2.

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